From The Desk of Holy Heresy

  Good evening, America. For three months, we have been forced to watch the most expensive, most predictable, and most profoundly absurd theater production in modern history: a war built on nothing but executive ego, managed by a spreadsheet, and fought with your children’s lives. But this afternoon on Capitol Hill, the unthinkable happened. The lawmakers in the House finally remembered that they don't work for the King; they work for the Constitution. In a historic 215-208 vote, a bipartisan majority of the House passed a War Powers Resolution to force Donald Trump to end his unauthorized, unilateral war in Iran. After months of feckless floor speeches and procedural cowardice, four Republicans finally grew a spine, broke ranks, and joined the Democrats to put a padlock on the Commander-in-Chief’s playground. Make no mistake: this is the single most significant constitutional rebuke an American President has faced since the Vietnam War. The sycophants in leadership will tell you t...